right i twas feelin in a crazzy mood at work today and wilst peelin potatoes i stumbled on a extreemly funny as f*ck idea ...right basicly its a compitition to see who can stay away the longest wile pisssed(on me of cource;]) and wilst watching rosie and jim(the kids program) there will be onley country crisp and beer and vodka aloud so expect to need the toilet ...alot. requrments: a pair of swimming trunks (and something for your top half if you have something to hide) the ability to stay awake wilst being bored out of your skull ....for a very long time, must be able to hold there drink(start practing) and must be aware that if they fall asleep that im not responsible for what happens to you ....in any way ...but there will be camras and speedy isnt coming (or bruce geary) so it should be safe enouf , ((((((and NO caffeen))))))) .

there is like a min entry fee of £10 so the person who stays awake the longest will get all the money at the end and all the left over drink

this should be happning some time in the summer holidays so there is no excuce for not coming